Today's Funny

I received this in an email from Creative Kerfuffle today and damn if it didn't make me laugh out loud. Thanks CK.

2008 Democrat National Convention

Schedule of Events

7:00 pm   OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm   PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm   NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm   CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm   HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET -  Al Gore

8:15 pm   GAY WEDDING PLANNING -   Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm   OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm   MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm    ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm   COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm   FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 pm   OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm    Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm   HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean

12:15 am   TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am   SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am   NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am   CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA 

1:30 am   Ted Kennedy  PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am    Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home