The Hot Lady & the Tiger Woods Guy

Will Ferrell almost makes me think I might miss Bush when he leaves office . . . nope, I was wrong.

The Bitch is Back

As mentioned in a previous post (Rainy Days and Fridays), I might have a wee bit of a girl crush on Tina Fey.

In honor of her greatness, SNL choose her to kick off their first show back since the writer's strike. Admittedly it has been many moons since I even attempted to stay awake to watch SNL (Is Darrell Hammond really still on the show??!??!?!), but thanks to the wonders of the DVR I was able to enjoy the episode when I should have been paying my respects to the Lord. Oh well, I am already going to hell, my adoration of Tina Fey will not change that.

Her best contribution of the night was to the Weekend Update which she helped revive after wallowing in a pit of Dennis Miller-less despair. (Speaking of which, WTF happened to Miller? He cut the magic locks and suddenly turned into some Fox News flunky?)

View for yourself here. (Since I can't seem to figure out how to attach a video in the blog post. Anybody have tips  . . .?) Or if you prefer to communicate via the written word, I have the transcript below:

Tina Fey: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is. So am I and so is this one. [Points to Amy Poehler]

Amy Poehler: Yeah, deal with it.

Tina Fey: You know what, bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year you hated those bitches but you knew the capital of Vermont. So, I'm saying it's not too late Texas and Ohio, bitch is the new black!

Rainy Days and Fridays

So I am not feeling particularly loquacious today, but I want to insure the faithful feel loved.

No I did not watch the republican debate last night. There were actually new episodes of My Name is Earl and 30 Rock. (Can I BE Tina Fey in my next life?) So I opted for humor that uplifted me and not just the opportunity to laugh at the mentally challenged. Sue me.

And it is a good thing, today's news shares with us that consumer confidence has hit a record low. Wohoo! Something tells me that Fred Thompson not acting like he is in a coma would not help me digest that news any better.

It is also raining, which I can not complain about due to the fact that my area of the state ended 2007 about 11 inches below normal rain fall levels.

BTW, Reagan's name was only invoked 34 times last night, but that should have been plenty of times to get you good and liquored up if you were playing my GOP debate drinking game.

375 days left . . . the infamous Florence, SC quote from January 11, 2000—

"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"