Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Calamity George

Time to set the DVR's gentle readers, our illustrious leader will address the nation this eve to allay our fears about the economy and expound on the three (I SHIT YOU NOT!) page document that Congress received from Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke explaining why they needed $700 billion and fast, no questions asked to fix this mess.

Um, dudes . . . I don't think so.

Something tells me ole Georgie Boy doesn't have the vocabulary to make this disaster make sense. But it might be good for kicks and giggles, if of course your heart doesn't explode from your elevated blood pressure.

And just when the networks were finally unveiling some new shows to watch.

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